heartfloats:

heartfloats:

U kno in Max and Ruby whenever max does something mischievous he makes that face… it’s like >:3c but more sinister … Big Mood

just-shower-thoughts:

When you hear a car alarm go off, you think, “Someone fucked up,” not, “Someone’s stealing a car.”

itsbetterthananal:

it blows my mind when high school teachers think college professors are super professional when this is a literal email i got from my stat professor an hour ago

just-shower-thoughts:

Walking a dog is the only time it’s socially acceptable to carry around a bag of shit in public.

hutchj:

meanmediummode:

winterhalters:

3 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

8 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

16 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

That’s depression babe!

Originally posted by speckledsnail

funyuns-n-coffee:

honestlyyoungpersona:

At such moments, I realize that all these stupid stereotypes about us do not have the right to exist

This video is one of the most powerful things I’ve ever seen.

thesaltyspice:

personally i believe shakespeare would be thrilled to see his plays turned into trashy teen rom coms

kogaroshi:

wickedseahag:

gays! clean your room

ihaveneverusedthissitebefore:

faustsfancycorner:

all cats are good but i especially enjoy black cats who just look like vaguely cat-shaped blobs of darkness